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My name is Najib Kabul. Code name: Little Nicky. I was born in Lakeland, Florida and have lived there for quite some time. I am currently a student at Georgia Tech in Atlanta. The rest of my bio will be written in stream of consciousness. Is that how you spell consciousness? Who gives a fuck. I enjoy putting short people in trash cans. There is no explaining the pleasure you get when you see a short person trying to get their small legs out of a trash can. Its priceless. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you make out with a chick for thirty minutes and then spend the next two hours puking, but you wake up the next morning and can't remember anything? Yeah, right, me neither(at least not that I can remember). In case you were wondering, yes, I am a minister. Clone High is the best show ever. Salt and Vinegar chips are the shit. This world is in short supply of intelligent people, especially in the government. Fig Newtons are good too. How many felching gone awry stories have you heard? I agree, not nearly enough. If frogs are amphibians, and the square root of 4 is 2, then did Jesus have a lawyer? There is something that has always bothered me, what is the plural of penis? Is it peni, or penises? Isn't it amazing how America has been able to win the World Series ever since I can remember? They haven't been able to beat the world every time in any other sporting event. What the hell is with dinosaurs? Have you ever seen a pitcher full of ketchup? I have. Why is it that the ignorant people continue reproducing? What a world we live in when fat people can sue fast food restaurants for making them obese. Why can't these fat fucks take a little responsibility for the fact that they eat everything in sight? And don't tell me that you didn't know that fat fried in fat has fat in it! Goddamn people piss me off. In my opinion, one of the greatest ideas ever is the "lock box." I think that gay people should be allowed to get married. I mean why shouldn't they have to put up with the same shit that straight people do? I am going to create a club called SAD. It will be a place where people with social anxiety disorder can come together and meet other people with social anxiety disorder. Is it just me, or does George W. Bush always look like he is currently taking a shit in his pants? I wonder how many people have farted in the White House? Are there still Lincoln farts floating around in there? Damn, Super Bowl halftime shows just keep getting worse and worse. While I was watching it this year, I was lucky. I had a spoon in my hand, and I shoved it up my ass. Cause if I'm going to be in that much pain, I'm going to do it to myself. If Jesus is so amazing, why did it take 2000 years for someone to make a movie about him? Why did it take Nintendo 14 years to make a Game Boy with a backlit screen, when the Sega Game Gear had one 12 years ago? Game Gear was ALWAYS better, I still have mine. Isn't fob a funny word? I wonder what Dick Chaney's actual cholesterol level is? Is there really such a thing as leftover crack? What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Why is it that when you go to a drive through atm, that they have braile on the number pad? Something tells me that if a person needs to use the braile, they wont be using the drive through. Hesh wants sex.

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